Should've listened to him...

So I'm sitting here, catching up on my boards..uploading some layouts. Joey comes u to me and starts pulling on my arm.

Joey: Mommy, come here just one second
Me: Hang on, I'm busy
Joey: Just one second. I got a 'prise for you.
Me: Hold on, let me finish uploading these!
Joey: Just give me your hand, I'll take you!
Me: I said hang on! I'm busy!
Joey: Okay
tick tick tick 5 seconds goes by tick tick tick
Joey: Okay, times up. Come with me
Me: Fine!
Joey: I'll hold your hand. Close your eyes! It's a 'prise!
Me: *fumbling thru apartment with my eyes closed*
Joey: See mommy! Is that just so silly!!??

What he's showing me...is in the bathroom. He went #2 and apparently tried to wipe himself (still has issues with it, lol)...SOMEHOW the roll of TP landed in the toilet along with his..you know..stuff. That was my 'prise. I asked him how it got in there...his reply...

"I was going potty and was wipin' my butt and then I got very ang-er-y at the toilet paper because it hit me. So I beat it up and he drowned in the toilet! Is that sounding like a great idea?!"

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...good thing he didn't try to flush it, lol (like the time he tried to free his new Nemo underpants)