I miss my Cabana Boy
Don't think I ever posted about him, but it's very noteworthy information.
Right after the bru-ha-ha(sp?) at work, we got a new assistant general manager. He was only going to be there about 8 months. He is sooooooooooooooooooooo HOT. He's about average height, dark tan skin, longish (not LONG, but not super short), shaggy brown hair, and these eyes that just make your tummy do flips. I loved looking at him.
One day, a few weeks ago, Debbie asked me why "pretty boy" only bused my tables, and not hers. I didn't tell her it was b/c she was a lazy piece o' poo, and that he refused to bus her tables b/c she wouldn't do it herself...but instead I said (right in front of him, rofl "It's because he has a HUGE crush on me. Giant. He loves me. That's why. He's my Cabana Boy. I will call him Enrico." It stuck. EVERYBODY called him "Cabana Boy". He was MY cabana boy. I honestly, truly, looked forward to going into work every day just so I could drool over him. It was no secret that I had a huge crush on him, not even to him, lol. I'm married after all, not like I'd actually DO anything, but gosh...he was so good looking, and nice.
He was gone the last 2 days, and everybody knew my unhappiness with that. You just can't go around changing his schedule, it throws me all off. He was supposed to be back today.
I get into work and am confronted by Michelle & Debbie in the gallie. They had some horrible news for me, and were afraid of how I would take it.
Cabana Boy is gone.
He was 'moved'. That's all they knew, that's all Tristan knew. He found out yesterday around 2pm, that they 'moved' him. Michelle & I both had suspicions that he was just there to spy on Tristan. Maybe we were right? Who knows, but Man...I'm really, really, really, really bummed.
Really bummed. You could never imagine how bummed I am. When M & D found out, they were really worried about my reaction to it. I tried to be tough. I tried to make it look like i didn't care, but oh man - I care.
Tristan has a job fair to go to next week and he said he'd find me a new cabana boy. I told him that I have to approve before he begins the hiring process. If they're not nice AND easy on MY eyes - then they are not hireable. The end.
Right after the bru-ha-ha(sp?) at work, we got a new assistant general manager. He was only going to be there about 8 months. He is sooooooooooooooooooooo HOT. He's about average height, dark tan skin, longish (not LONG, but not super short), shaggy brown hair, and these eyes that just make your tummy do flips. I loved looking at him.
One day, a few weeks ago, Debbie asked me why "pretty boy" only bused my tables, and not hers. I didn't tell her it was b/c she was a lazy piece o' poo, and that he refused to bus her tables b/c she wouldn't do it herself...but instead I said (right in front of him, rofl "It's because he has a HUGE crush on me. Giant. He loves me. That's why. He's my Cabana Boy. I will call him Enrico." It stuck. EVERYBODY called him "Cabana Boy". He was MY cabana boy. I honestly, truly, looked forward to going into work every day just so I could drool over him. It was no secret that I had a huge crush on him, not even to him, lol. I'm married after all, not like I'd actually DO anything, but gosh...he was so good looking, and nice.
He was gone the last 2 days, and everybody knew my unhappiness with that. You just can't go around changing his schedule, it throws me all off. He was supposed to be back today.
I get into work and am confronted by Michelle & Debbie in the gallie. They had some horrible news for me, and were afraid of how I would take it.
Cabana Boy is gone.
He was 'moved'. That's all they knew, that's all Tristan knew. He found out yesterday around 2pm, that they 'moved' him. Michelle & I both had suspicions that he was just there to spy on Tristan. Maybe we were right? Who knows, but Man...I'm really, really, really, really bummed.
Really bummed. You could never imagine how bummed I am. When M & D found out, they were really worried about my reaction to it. I tried to be tough. I tried to make it look like i didn't care, but oh man - I care.
Tristan has a job fair to go to next week and he said he'd find me a new cabana boy. I told him that I have to approve before he begins the hiring process. If they're not nice AND easy on MY eyes - then they are not hireable. The end.
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