You'll maybe get hair on your penis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joey wanted to ride his bike. He's good at it now and wants to do it every day after school. I told him he had to wait until about Five-Zero-Zero when it cooled off a bit.

So he wakes me up {I was nappin', lol} and tells me "Mommy, it's Five-Four-Five. You missed it!"

So, being the good mommy that I am, I woke up and got him ready to go ride his bike. He's very mommy dependent and if I don't help him get dressed, he will be nekkid forever. He was in fact buck nekkid..which is the first time in a long while, so I wasn't too upset {we used to have a big problem with his buck-nekkidness}.

Mind you, I'm still half asleep, and I go to pull his shorts on him. I forgot the underwear. He starts screaming "YOU HAVE TO WEAR UNDERWEAR OR YOU'LL MAYBE GROW HAIR ON YOUR PENIS!!! DADDY SAID SO, THAT'S WHY!"

ROFLMAO...soooooooooo..that's how it happens! No wonder he's been so good about wearing them lately, rofl.